If I could, I would turn into the F ing Hulk and take down this whole fricking town with my bare hands and my sonic yelling or something like that.
Someone took my purse from my car last night.
Lets get this part over with first…
Why was my purse in my car?
Because I am a fricken idiot. I had the diaper bag and the sleeping baby and I had already mad the trip into the house with the sleeping baby and so I completely forgot that I had left my purse in the car.
I also forgot to lock the car.
Still that is no excuse for some random stranger to come walking up my driveway in the middle of the night and ransack my car, which is like mere feet away from my bedroom window.
Why on this particular night did they feel a need to saunter up my driveway? Do they do it every night on the off chance that I will one day leave my purse in the front seat with the door opened.
So I call to cancel my credit card right away and they tell me the last purchase was at the McDonalds closest to my house at 1AM. Wow I am so glad they got to enjoy their McDonalds meal.
Then I remember there is a Work Wear world right next to that McDonalds. I pack up the baby in the car and we head there, not because I think they went there at 1 AM, but maybe they are there now and I can beat the crap out of them.
When I get to the store, I am disappointed to see mostly respectable looking women shopping, also disappointed to see all the sales on jeans (because that is what I was going to buy with my gift card). The manager asks if she can help me and I explain the situation.
Apparently their trailer outside the store was broken into last night also, so she took down my info and let me know that the police were coming for their situation and if they had a person with a gift card like the one I described they would get them on video.
Our house is situated between a trailer park and a Salvation Army food relief center so there are quite a few people traveling up and down our street daily from the trailer park to the food bank. I made a big sign for the person who took my purse, incase they happen to walk by today or tonight and they have some sort of conscience.
To the Person who took my purse last night.
I know you don’t care but you took more than just my purse. I need to buy diapers for my children, my son is sick and I also needed to buy him his prescription today. Instead I am running around cancelling my credit cards and trying to scrounge up enough cash to get by.
Guess what, Just because I have a jeep doesn’t mean I am rich. I have a baby and I was laid off from my job while I was on maternity leave so I have no extra money to spend on your McDonalds.
Please all I ask is you return my drivers license, and my ID along with my sons I need that stuff.
I need to get my son to the doctor today and have no money for gas because you took my credit card
And if that doesn’t work, Big M and I are going to sit at the Boston Pizza and wait for some scrubby looking looser to come walking in with my purse in hand and then I am going to let Big M take out his frustrations on the ass hole.
You should have seen me in my kick boxing class today. I was pretending to be kicking the purse stealers ass and I was crying and I was also swearing a lot. I am so mad!
Run down of everything I have lost
All my Christmas gift cards (as seen in Christmas Highs and Lows)
Aritzia Gift Card
Work Wear world gift card
Boston Pizza Gift Card
Jacob Gift Card
Old Navy Gift Card
Movie passes (at least 4)
My driver’s license,
My debit card,
My credit card,
My airmiles card,
My scene point’s card,
Baby Biters Medical card
My medical card
My social insurance number
Baby Biter’s social insurance number
My birth certificate
My Library Cards
A lottery ticket that I was pretty sure was the winner
Also all the stuff that was actually in my purse, you might remember from my posting What Has She Got In That Bag?
P.S Sorry for swearing mom, but I think I am allowed in this case, and I didn’t swear as much as I wanted to.
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