A package arrived in the mail yesterday, addressed to “The Boys” care of me. There was no return address and no letter inside. When I opened it, I found two matching shamrock shirts, one for each of the boys.
I am thinking it is from one of the Aunties, on Big M’s side, but cannot be sure. So, if you are reading this, and you sent the boys some shamrock shirts, let me know it was you, so I can thank you properly.
If you are reading this and didn’t send the boys matching shirts, you can take credit for it now, or take this as a sign that it’s time to step up your game and start sending my kids more clothes. Just kidding we accept cash too.
Anyways, Thank you for the lovely shirts. I will be sure to take a picture of them in their matching gear and post it here for the world to enjoy.
In other mail order news… I have received my shipment of beer bottle opening rings.(as seen in “Tacky Crap For Everyone“) I really only wanted one, for myself, but ended up ordering 16 in various sizes.
I have been wearing mine for a week and have successfully opened 2 out of 2 bottles. It’s pretty awesome.
If any of you out there want a beer-opening ring, leave me a comment or send me an email with your ring size etc. I have a pile that I am hoping to get rid of.
Benefits to having a beer-opening ring
- You can open a beer with your ring
- You can be the hero when the bottle opener goes missing
- People will like you better
- You will look awesome
- You will have more friends
- You will make more money
- You will be more attractive to the opposite sex
The above benefits also apply to Liking Me on Facebook so…